Ok, So, Like, To Those Of You (You KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) Who Incessantly Send Me These Thingys....HAHAHA! (And You Would Have Made It, Too, If It Weren't For Those Meddling Kids!) Muahahahaha.
And For The Rest Of Y'all...Here's The 411 On Me !



Part 1: BASIC STUFF

Name : "Jayde"!
Nicknames : Jaymz, Jady, "Bitch", James, Jaim
Screen names : WickedKittyn@aol.com
DOB : 4/27/19something
Zodiac Sign : Taurus, Cusp of Aries
Birthplace : Hempstead, LINY
Current Location : Miami, FL
Hometown : Miami, FL
What school do you go to : None
Grade : APlus. haha.
Number of siblings : None by birth, a few by choice :)
Number of pets : My Snake, Auryn.... :*( I had to give away Jasper and Bradley
Gender : Female
Hair Color : Light Brown
Eye Color : Greenish Brown They Change Randomly
Height : 5'4"
Shoe Size : 6ish
Jeans Size : 4ish
Do you drink : Yes
Do you smoke : Never
Do you do drugs : Not Really
Where's your favorite place to be? Travelling on vacation..doesn't matter where.
Where's your least favorite place to be?Work
What's more important, Strong mind or strong body? Strong mind
What's your favorite kitchen appliance? kitchenaid mixers in pretty colors
What makes you really angry? stupidity and ignorance and bad drivers

Part 2: STUPID STUFF



What's in the trunk of your car? An Umbrella cause that's the best place for it when its pouring and im IN the damn car, foldy chairs for impromptu gatherings, towels cause its southern florida.
What's your dream job? if i knew that, i'd be doing it.
Which do you prefer, sushi or hamburgers? Sushi usually...but sometimes i reaallllly need a greasy ass hamburger!!
Croutons or bacon bits: Neither, Thanks
Do you drink Coffee: Yes, and I unfortunately have recently developed an addiction to a good Vanilla Latte
Water: You Talking about?
Shampoo or conditioner : Both...Anything That Smells Pretty!
One Pillow or two : Two quality down pillows and i'm a happy camper
What is your biggest dream? To figure it out
Type of food you like : Sushi, Good Steak, Italian, Good BBQ
Adidas, Nike, or Reebok : Flip-Flops or boots
Last CD you listened to : Transferred them all to the ipod
Last thing you watched on TV : Cheesey Movies!!
Dream Car : Mercedes 600SL.
What you drive now : Scion Tc & Civic EX coupe
Coke or Pepsi : Neither
Oranges or apples : Rocks
Deaf or blind : Neither, Thanks Again
Pools or hot tubs : Mmmm, Hot Tubs In The Snow, Otherwise Oceans, Rivers, Etc
TV or radio : Music...the soundtrack of my life
Pen or pencil : pen...I don't know if i own a Pencil...
Chocolate or Vanilla : Dark Chocolate!
Toothpaste : I'm a Crest Kid...and Mentadent
What do you use your computer for : Being A Total Geek.
Where did you last buy something to eat? Often..I find it's easier than stealing it...
Where did you last dine (sit down and eat) : Do it often
What’s your AOL password : "insert Password Here"
Do you play video games : Not really
When was the last time you went to the mall : Only If Forced
Do you swim often : Yes I Love To
Has it easier, guys or girls : Guys
What’s on your mouse pad : Don't Have One
Do you get motion sickness : Nope Never.
Roller coasters- scary or exciting : Exhilirating
Storms-scary or cool : Awesome, Erotic, Amazing, Powerful, Exotic...(I like "em)
How many rings before you answer the phone : Well, Now, Whose Name Is On The Caller ID?
First thing you think of when you wake up : Hmm...he knows who he is!
Do you like to Drive : Yes, Fast
Do you sleep with stuffed animals : Absolutely
Do you eat the stems of broccoli : I Love Them
Would you ask a guy for his shirt : Hell Yeah. And Then Keep It!
Lefty, Righty, or Ambidextrous : Right Handed, Left Footed. Weird, Huh?
Is the glass half empty or half full : Yes.
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys : Yeppers
If you could be a gardening tool which one would you be : Furry Chainsaw!
Strangest Coincidence in your life : Can't think right now
Worst feeling in the world : Sheer, Utter, Hopeless Fear, needing a hug and not having someone to give one.
Best feeling in the world : A Hug From A Good Friend, Love
Future sons and daughters names : Most Likely Won't Be Any...But I Like The Names Sydney, Erin, Jordan, Sebastian, Alexander, Jayde, Dylan, And Sascha. Just in case you wanted my opinion...


Part 3: FAVORITES



Salad dressing: My Balsamic Viniagrette
Ice Cream: Not so much with the ice cream...
Soft drink: I Don't Like Bubbles I drink Iced Tea...
Food: Pasketti And my homemade MeatBalls, Sushi
Fast food: If Forced: McD's Fries (The Only Edible Item On Their Menu)
Color: Indigo, Royal Purple, Forest Green, Cranberry
Alcoholic drink: Captian Morgan Rum, Long Beach Iced Tea, Malibu And Pineapple
Number: 4, 11, 13
Season: Fall, Winter
Type of family game to play: Kick The Baby
Perfume or cologne: For Me: Vic's Secret Heavenly, GAP Dream, For Him: Chanel Egoieste Classic, Vic's Very Sexy
Video game: None
Place to hang out: A Car Window
Subject in school: Theatre Classes, Writing Classes, Environmental Sciences Etc...
Least favorite subject: 2+2=198
Movie you’ve seen recently: Clerks 2, Secretary, Stargate, American Beauty, Center Stage, Saved, Dirty Dancing, Employee of the Month, Waiting
Play of all time: RENT...absolutely and without question
Sport to watch: Football, Go FINS!..and recently developed an affection, albeit a FORCED one, for Hockey!!
Band: Godsmack, SOAD, Slipknot, Metallica, Sevendust, The Doors, Kenny Chesney, America, Bon Jovi Old School, Sugarland, 90s Alternative chit (eclectic taste in music)
Type of music: Everything (Obviously)
Song: Tons Of Them
Thing to watch on TV: Family Guy, STARGATE sg1, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Monk, House, Daily Show & Colbert Report, Food Network (shut up)Real World (I SAID SHUT UP!!)
Holiday: Christmas but the season not the actual holiday, Thanksgivng for the gatherings
Town to chill in: NYC
Clothes: Comfy Jeans, Fliip Flops, Tees n Camis
Website: Mine!, Myspace
Authors/writers: Dave Barry, Carl Hiaasen, Jennifer Cruisie, Anne Rice, Margaret Maron, Diane Mott Davidson, Randy Wayne White...why did I Even Start...
Magazines: Martha Stewart Living?? hehe
Books: See Authors
Place to visit: NYC, Paris, San Fransisco, Maine, Cololrado, Captiva Island, FL
Smells: Leather, Cinnamon, Vanilla, Citrus, Baking Bread
Soundtrack: Wicked, Center Stage, Rent, A Chorus Line, Forrest Gump, The Doors, Starlight Express...
Lyrics: "I'd rather kill myself than put you through the pain again" "Growing Darkness Taking Dawn, I Was Me But Now He Is Gone" "Love And Darkness And My Sidearm"
"The Heart May Freeze Or It Can Burn The Pain Will Ease If I Can Learn There Is No Future There Is No Past I Live This Moment As My Last. There's Only Us. There's Only This. Forget Regret. Or Life Is Yours To Miss. No Other Road. No Other Way. No Day But Today!"
Poet: Robert Frost, ae houseman, Willy S, Jim Morrison, Whitman, Shel Silverstein,
Quote: "Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup."
If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? Captiva island, florida, new york city, coastal maine, or a vacation condo in keystone, colorado.
Article of clothing? flip flops
Children's book? Goodnight Moon

Part 4: HAVE YOU EVER:

Had your appendix and tonsils removed: Nope
Been convicted of a crime: Nope
Broken the law: Why Would I Admit That? Online? In Public?
Lied: Again, Why Would I Tell You?
Ran away from home: Yep
Broken a bone: Nope (Knocking On Wood)
Cheated on a test: Most likely
Had a medical emergency: Many, Many, Many Stitches and Sprains
Gotten beaten up: No I run
Beaten someone up: Yeah I hit a boy in 3rd grade.
Played strip poker: Of Course! Often!
Done a strip tease: In Public, Even
Gone skinny dipping: As Often As I Can, There is something amazingly erotic and exhibitionistic about it
Done anything involving a sex act in a moving vehicle: On Camera!
Consumed massive quantities of alcohol: Does 3/4 of a bottle of Captain count?
Had sex after consuming massive quantities of alcohol: Oh YEAH
Had sex outside: Yep!
Had sex in the same room with people other than your partner: At The Time, Not Knowingly! :)
Cheated on any of your ex boy/girl friends: Yeah...sigh.
Had sex with a friend: Absolutely
Kissed someone of the same sex: Ummmm...Yeah!!

Part 5:WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU



Cried: Hmm...
Were mad at someone: I get over things quickly
Thought you were nuts: Daily Occurance
Got naked with someone of the opposite sex: Recently...
Took a shower: This AM
Watched Bambi: Never!!
Got a real letter: Um..Like Snail-Mail? I can't remember
Did something stupid: Daily Occurance
Last CD you bought? "bought"? that's funny.

Part 6: ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX



What do you look for: Good Eyes, Intelligence, Sense Of Humour
Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes
Tall or short: Real Real Tall
Honestly, what do you notice first: Eyes and Butt
Must have personality trait: Ability To Laugh At Yourself
Curly or straight hair: Straight
Thing you hate most about them: I don't hate...I just get confused sometimes.
Thing you love most about them: They're Soft N Cuddly.

Part 7: LOVE LIFE



Have you ever been in love: Yes
Have you ever had your heart broken: Yes
Have you ever broken someone’s heart: Yes
How old were you the first time you fell in Love: 14
What was your longest relationship: 6+ Years
Has anyone ever been in love with you who you weren’t in love with: Yes
Were you in love with the first person you slept with: Yes
Are you in love now: Yes
Who was the person you had the worst crush on in high school: That Guy Who Was The Brother Of An Acqiantence of Mine (AUSTIN)
Who was your high school sweet heart: The guy I gave it up to I guess. LOL
Who was the first person you were in love with: Same guy.
Who was the first person to break your heart: I don't know...unrequited Jr High Love is SUCH a bitch! haha
Who was the first person you ever kissed: Umm...J.C.
Who was the first person that ever made you cry: I don't remember
Who was the first person who made you so happy that every one could see it: J.
Who was the boy/girlfriend you had the most fun with: Kika
Who was the boy/girlfriend you had sex the most with: Kika!
Who was the boy/girlfriend who was the nicest: Kika
Who was the boy/girlfriend who annoyed you the most: They ALL do/did
Who was the boy/girlfriend who did the most romantic things: Keith!
Have you ever had a pretend boyfriend: Inflatable too!
Who was the boy/girlfriend who made you laugh the most: Keith
Who was your favorite boyfriend and why: Keith. There was no drama and bullshit. It was a good relationship
How long was your longest crush: I Was Fickle, Maybe A School Semester?
Who was the crush on: Too Many
Who was the person that you loved the most in your entire life: Still working on that one
How many people have you been in love with: 4
Are you still in love with him/her: I Still Love and Care About Each Of Them...
Do you keep pictures, clothing, presents from your ex’s: Yes! That is A Piece Of Someone's Heart! You Can't Throw Them Away.
What’s the sappiest thing that you’ve done with/for a boy/girlfriend:Kept A Scrapbook Of "Inside Jokes"

Part 8: YOUR HABITAT



Who do you live with: Keith
House, trailer, or apartment: townhouse, for now
City or Country: City Gal
How many phones are in your room: 1 and my cell phone
Do you have any inflatable furniture: Used to.
What is on the walls of your room: Pop Art Prints, Retro/Vintage Art Posters, Coconut Grove Arts Festival Poster
Do you have a TV in your room: Yes
Do you have a VCR in your room: Yes, and DVD
Do you allow siblings in your room: Don't Got None
What’s under your bed: Dust Bunnies, Books..and ARRGH THE MONSTER THE MONSTER!!!
How many CD’s do you own: Lotsalots
Do you have a stereo in your room: Yes
Do you have a computer in your room: 5 in the office.
Do you have a gerbil: No, Lestat Died.
Does your room look like a 5-year-olds room: Um...No...

Part 9: WHAT IS



Your most prized possession: Pictures and Momentos of My Whole Life
Your good luck charm: I Have Lots
The item you worship: Worship is a strong term...
The worst song you’ve ever heard: Oh there are SO many, the macarena comes to mind
Most embarrassing CD in your collection: I own 2 Britney Spears and a Christina. And I LIKE THEM! AUUUGH
Your bedroom like: A Post-Tornado Trailer Park. (Minus the White Trash) Actually it's very neat right now...I went on a cleaning spree and I now have a nice house that I like to show off to friends...
The best thing that happened to you today: Someone gave me something to replace something I lost that was special to me...thank you!

Part 10: MORE ABOUT YOU



Is there anything “different” about you: What Do You Mean? Everyone Else Isn't Like Me?
Do you get along with your parents: Yes, I outgrew the teen angst just before my dad died. Everything happens for a reason!
Do you have any piercing or tattoos: Ears
What was your first car: 1992 Toyota Celica
Words or phrases you overuse: "Whatevs", "OMG"
What’s your bedtime: Dawn
Place you want to live: NYC, Seattle, Boston, Maine, San Diego, West Coast of Florida, Paris, New Orleans, Telluride, North Carolina-ish.
Number of kids you want: None. Dogs thank you.
What is your bad time of day: Mid Afternoon...I get sleeeepy...*yawn*
Self esteem rating, 1-10, 10 being the highest: 8
Most embarrassing situation: WAY Too Many
Greatest achievement: Making It..surviving beyond 17 when I was sleeping in my car, and doing so successfully.
Greatest Failure: Many Of Them
What did you ask for for you last birthday: Nothing
What are you doing tonight: Cooked all day, cleaning and doing laundry. Yipppy mofo skippy.
What are you going to do tomorrow: Life...

Part 11: FRIENDS AND PEOPLE



Can you name all of your friends: Of Course! Who Forgets Their Friends' Names?
Who is your best friend: Steve, Karla, Chris, Keith
Who makes you laugh the most: Steve, Judy, Karla, Keith, Chris
Who makes you smile: Keith, Judy, Karla, Jodi (w/her outrageous Myspace comments...U rock girl), Chris (cynicism, cynicism, cynicism. Yahoo.) Steve
Who do you feel understands you the most: If there is someone out there who understands me...please, PLEASE...let me know!
Who do you understand the most: I don't even pretend to have a guess.
Who do you hate: Nobody. Its just not worth it.
Do you know anyone who doesn’t shower: Nope
Who was the last person you met: Lotsa People When I Moved
Who is the loudest person you know: I don't surround myself with obnoxious people...
Who is the craziest or silliest person you know: Juday, Jodi
Who do you go to for advice: Karla, Chris, or Steve... But I Never Listen.
Who pisses you off the most: Usually the person who means the most to me.
Who is the person you’ve known the longest: Chris M, Jodi, Jamie, Brett
Who is the person who has tells you things you really don’t need to know: Everyone!
Who is the person that you wish you were still friends with: We all 'found' each other via the internet...yay myspace hehe~! Have you ever had a friend that has died: No, Just An Acquaintance.
Who is the person who has made you laugh so hard you cried: Keith, Steve, Suzi, Juday, Chris, Kevin, Jodi, Brett
Who calls you in the middle of the night: Everyone that knows me
Have you ever had a crush on a really good friend: *Sigh* Yeah... :(
Who makes better friends guys or girls: Guys
What is the craziest thing you and your friends have done when you were bored: Oh Lord...we drove thru the city and lit trash dumpsters on fire all over the place...we'd steal our parents cars before we had licenses...I'm sorry I meant borrow. We'd "borrow". They were "Sharing"! Like Napster....I've also Flashed 20000 Metallica fans...and other concert shenannigans...

Part 12: BELIEFS



What is your religion: Jayism
Do you believe in god: Yes
Is eating meat murder: No Way
Do you believe in Karma: Hell Yes
Do you believe in Heaven: Yes
Do you believe in Hell: No
Do you believe in aliens: Yes
Do you believe in Ghosts: Sure. I believe until it can be disproven.
Do you believe in horoscopes: Sure.
Do you believe in others: Some
Do you believe in yourself: I try to.
Do you believe in love at first sight: No..that's lust.
Is pornography is degrading: No Way
Are some laws paternalism: Huh?
What is your view of abortion: Pro choice
Should homosexuals be allowed in the army: Tell Them I'm Straight, Ask Them If Their Gaydar is Malfunctioning! hehe. Its a Compliment. (Read: who the FUCK cares?)

Part 13: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT



Bill Clinton: I like the man. Sorry Monica, you should have known better...
Religion: Depends on which and how it's practiced. I can't stand fanatics that think you are satan's child if you are not catholic. or hindu. or whatever.
Ouija boards: The Ones That Say Parker Brothers On Them Are Ridiculous. The Ones That Are Real Are Neat
Hanson: Ew
Alternative music: What's The Alternative?
Rap: Some.
Country music: Like it
Classical: like it
Oldies: Like Them Too
80’s music: LOVE IT
Punk: Well I Was Brought Up In The Early 80s, So You Gotta Love It

Part 14: STUPID ONLINE STUFF



Who is your best online friend: The same people who are my best friends in real life.
Do you ever save AOL conversations: Why?
Do you save e-mails: Sure
How many people are on your buddy list: Many
When do you usually go online: At Night.


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